ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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