ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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