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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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