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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
FRIDAY, 1 NOVEMBER 1974
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
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