ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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