ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
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- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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