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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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