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Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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