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There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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