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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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