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You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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