ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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