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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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