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You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
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