ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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