ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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