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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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