ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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