ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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