ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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