ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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