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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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