ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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