ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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