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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SATURDAY, 5 JUNE 1976
Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
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