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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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