ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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