ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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