ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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