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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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