ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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