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You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment".
It took you three days to reply "thanks".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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