ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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