ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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