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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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