ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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