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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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