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FRIDAY, 9 FEBRUARY 1979
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
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