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SUNDAY, 25 FEBRUARY 1979
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
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