ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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