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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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