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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
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