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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
THURSDAY, 1 MARCH 1979
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
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