ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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