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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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