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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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