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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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