ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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