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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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