ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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